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[areyoulovers]

Mama says that it's good that I have an inquisitive nature but I probably shouldn't be asking anonymous strangers about things like that, but when I asked her instead, she got called away... It's very difficult to find proper information when everyone is so busy!

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[areyoulovers]

I feel as though I'm missing a step...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

So what's what people do in "the bedroom".

[areyoulovers]

Hmm...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What?

[areyoulovers]

I think I need to do further research.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Look it up in a book. That's what I did; it was absolutely disgusting.

[areyoulovers]

[ brb google ]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... What are you doing?

[areyoulovers]

[ ................oh ]

Well, I looked it up...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And?

[areyoulovers]

Why would anyone do that!?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

To produce an heir, of course.

Beyond that, I have absolutely no idea. I've been told that it makes people "closer", but there are plenty of ways to be close to someone that are much more reasonable than that.

[areyoulovers]

Mama said that people do it when they're married and love each other very much...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

People do it when they're not married, too, or when they don't love each other. And you don't do it with everyone you "love very much". I told you; it's bizarre.

[areyoulovers]

But that doesn't make any sense, if the point is to have a child!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

They do it for fun too, but I really can't imagine why.

[areyoulovers]

I'll have to ask Mama further questions!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's embarrassing.

[areyoulovers]

Hmm? What is?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a a gross thing to talk about with your mom?

[areyoulovers]

But I talk about everything with Mama!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

So do I. Except for gross and embarrassing things.

[areyoulovers]

But I think she'd know the best of anyone!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why?

[areyoulovers]

Because she knows everything!