30. [ locked to Gundam crew ]

[areyoulovers]

Um, first off, Mr. Erde, please sit down! Also please don't be drinking anything.

I'm really quite serious!

And, I don't mean to alarm you, Papa has a whole team searching for the cause of this, and he's confident that... actually he's confident that this is "more community fiddlesticksassery" (although he didn't say that exactly), which would be very good, because it would mean it was temporary...

But anyway, the point is that Kyrios seems to be, well, slightly missing at the moment! Or all missing, actually. So we await your orders as to what course of action to pursue!

Comments

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

..."fiddlestickassery"...?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Kyrios...?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Why is Kyrios missing?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Why should any of them be missing?

5/5

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Where is the drive?

[areyoulovers]

Well, that's a positive, actually! I'm happy to report the drive is still accounted for, as it wasn't being stored with the unit!

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...but it hasn't been fitted with anything else yet, has it? What precisely are we missing? A carcass?

[areyoulovers]

Precisely! To be honest, the problem isn't that we ourselves don't have it, as we're already nearing completion on the next generation unit. We were in the process of restoring Kyrios for a backup unit, but we already have more units than we do qualified pilots. The real problem is that none of us has any idea who has it now, or how it disappeared in the first place!

Watch him miss the point

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Did your dad swear in front of you, kid? Does this mean all bets are off?

[areyoulovers]

Well, I'm not sure which bets you're referring to, but this isn't the first time I've heard him swear!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

So I can stop holding back then? Good.

[areyoulovers]

I'm not sure Mama would like that!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

True, but your mum likes me.

[areyoulovers]

Does she?

assuming that mr alien consultant is included in this :'Db

[timey_wimey]

Hang on, missing? That sounds a bit very not good. Well, actually it sounds a lot very not good, especially if the community's involved. I mean come on, how does a great big robot like that just go missing?

[areyoulovers]

That's what we can't figure out! Several alarms should have triggered, at the very least, but there's absolutely no record of any intruders!

[timey_wimey]

Hmm. Definitely sounds like the community's involved, your dad had me check over those alarms myself the other day. But if the community's gone and nicked off with Kyrios, the more worrying question is why. I mean, I know we haven't seen hide nor hair of Allelujah for a while now, probably thanks to him losing access, but last we checked he was still safe, right?

[areyoulovers]

Well, I suppose you could say that the last time we checked, he was safe...

[timey_wimey]

Meaning you think that now Kyrios is gone, he might not be...

[areyoulovers]

Well, yes... also meaning that we haven't been checking on Mr. Haptism as much as we should have been.

[timey_wimey]

... Ah. I suppose we have just sort of gone and forgotten about him, haven't we...

[areyoulovers]

He hadn't been sending regular reports like he should have been, but we were a little busy to investigate...

[timey_wimey]

Oh, dear, we have got ourselves into a mess, haven't we? Right, I tell you what, I'm going to see if I can draft a few theories about what might have happened, because if you ask me there's probably something to do with time or space in all this. Possibly both. I mean, giant robots don't just vanish into thin air like that naturally, it could be the universe trying to compensate for something somehow, maybe...